| Be the last person to post in this thread to win Continuation of: https://myanimelist.net/forum/?topicid=2249502 Round 6 winner: @Xeleton Runner-ups: @Mr_Libra and @BODORO__0 Good luck everyone |
 ❝I love you so much... that I feel like I'm going to break down somehow...❞ |
| meow @Xeleton senpai the first to post wins :> |
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| first |
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| Unbelievable.... |
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| easy win. |
  Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| GRATS @Xeleton NOW I WILL NOT FORGIVE MODS, I WILL CONTINUE THE SHORT STORY HERE! |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
| Meow |
| I wasn’t aware of how or when it occurred, but at some point I realized that Hezza’s face had been transposed over Dr. Laurie’s, and that Hezza was smiling at me out of the screwholes of her dimples. I don’t know what it was—psychosis, terminal exhaustion or the simple joy of being alive—but I’d never seen anything more beautiful than the earflaps of her knit hat and the way they tucked into her cheeks and made her face into the face of a cut-out doll in a children’s book. I smiled back. Then she bent her head, scribbled a moment, and pressed a sheet of paper to the glass. I LOVE YOU, it read. |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
| I feel robbed but gg |
| Giant skelly won 🦴🦴 |
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| good luck on next. i used too much power. i gotta go the dishes now |
| Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| OF COURSE, this is the sort of resolution we all hope for, even the sleep-deprived, but it wasn’t as easy as all that. When we got to my place, when we got to the bed I hadn’t seen in thirteen days, the skin of irreality was so thick I couldn’t be sure who it was at my side—Hezza, Dr. Laurie, my ex-wife, one of the lean shopping machines I’d watched striding down the avenue from the confines of my glass cage. |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
come at me |
| Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| There was a stripe of sun on the carpet. I pulled the curtains. It vanished. “Who are you?” I said, though the earflaps were a dead giveaway. Something began buzzing from the depths of the house. Outside in the alley the neighbor’s dog barked sharply, once, twice, three times. She looked puzzled, looked hurt. “Hezza,” she said. “I’m Hezza, don’t you remember?” |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
| This time I didn’t have to shout, didn’t have to do anything really except fall into her where she lay naked on the bed, the blissful bed, the place of sex and sleep. I made love to her through the sheath of exhaustion and afterward watched her eyes slip toward closure and listened to her breathing deepen into sleep. I was tired. Had never been so tired in my life. No one on this earth—no one, ever, not even Randy Gardner—had been so tired. |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
winning... is important right? |
| Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| 🫠 why |
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Xeleton said: come at me See you in the kill thread. Now I know you. |
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| I closed my eyes. Nothing happened. My eyes blinked open as if they’d been trip-wired. For a moment I lay there staring at the ceiling, then I closed them again and by force of will kept them closed. Still nothing. Hezza stirred in her sleep, kicked out at an imaginary something. And then a figure stepped out of the mist and I didn’t see him. He had a gun, and I didn’t see that either. Swiftly, a shadow moving over open ground, he came up behind me and fired, hitting the gap between the parietal plates. |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
BODORO__0 said: Giant skelly won 🦴🦴 youre my agent now. |
| Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| 🫡🫡 |
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gigaparsec said: See you in the kill thread. Now I know you. do your worst!!!! i also love that thread |
| Humanity’s greatest strength is its ability to deceive itself. I have sinned countless times… yet I do not regret it. A fool driven by love can surpass genius |
| Boom: I was gone. ~T.C. Boyle - The Kind Assassin |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
| @unfeigned-n meow;_; |
 See you in 10k or 67 |
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| ABSURDO LOST NOOOOO 😭😭😭 |
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| I will wink |
Nothing amazing ever happens here. Everything is ordinary. ♫ You'd prefer an astronaut Someone to relate to and someone to command And I will be a simple man ♫ |
| Good game everybody, the grind will continue once it reaches 9000 posts. I wonder if there is a thread where one can play and try to win said game 🤔 |
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lost again |
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| Couldn’t you guys have waited like 10 minutes!!! I was driving |
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| shouldve just stop in middle of the road smh my head |
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| Woof woof |
| set your priorities straight bro Malakira said: I was driving |
| I didn't even got to compete ts time :( |
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| @crescentcapone wake up unc it's a new dawn 🥀 |
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| Next time it is mine |
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| Xeleton is the new JD |
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Barrycade said: a loss is a loss barryI didn't even got to compete ts time :( |
| is this loss |
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Daniel_cr100 said: No it doesn't count I was afk ;-;a loss is a loss barry |
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Barrycade said: Nah, JD is still worse.Xeleton is the new JD |
| Dominic toretto once said: “It doesn’t matter if you lose by an inch or a mile… losing’s losing.” |
| @Jakkun stop the goon |
I was a little rusty, that's all, but next time, I'll win for sure! |
Daniel_cr100 said: i wasn't even in the race this time 😭 this round doesn't count my loseor a mile… |
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| Meow |
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