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This is the nine-hundred-tenth week of using the "Perfect Anime Girl Sheet". Notice: This Blog may contain Unmarked Spoilers.

*: We return to the blog, with Topaz bringing an unusual subject into the sound stage. She looks quite terrified as well.*

: E-EH?! Where is that mysterious voice coming from, and where did you take me?

This is a sound stage, and our handy new narrator Rin is over there talking. I’m sure that you were wondering who that was last week.

*Topaz points to me, I mean Rin, who is still talking behind the stage.*

: I’m surprised that Topaz is getting you to act again, especially for free.

: I can always use the publicity, and I was here anyway. Otherwise you would have had to talk to someone else, and that would have taken more time.

True true. This week is the lovely anime mother blog, and I want to talk about you!

: Eh? I am surprised, as I am nothing that special…

Nonsense as you have a wonderful voice and a… decent body.

: Only decent?!

I’ll talk about it later. But your voice is of course a strong point.

: Plus Topaz has already talked about your daughter.

: EH?! But she’s only in junior high!

Wouldn’t be the first time I talked about a teenage girl in middle school. That said, I talked about Hana, not Yanagi.

: Besides, even if he doesn’t play the game he’d rather talk about the ZZZ Yanagi. He has a meganekko fetish after all.

Guilty as charged!

: I believe that one of Hana’s friend’s and coworker wears glasses.

That is true about Ami, but I already talked about her a while ago. I want to talk about you, and not just because it’s a mother’s blog day. I want to show everyone how great you are, even if the only one reading this will be Zettai. And he already loves you and your big ass.

: Eek! It is not really that big, right…?

*The mother shyly covers her ass, shaking her hips. While not flat and onion-like like her daughter’s, she still has a far from big ass. That said, she still touches her fat cheeks and her fingers are engulfed.*

: Please do not look too hard at it!

Do not worry, as I know better than that. You’re Zettai’s girl after all, and as such I shouldn’t get too close to you.

: But I am happily married, even if it is common in soap operas that guys go after married women.

Darn those NTR soap operas! Next you’ll realize that everyone in town has amnesia and the town pervert has buried an abusive heart doctor!

: Topaz, what series are you WATCHING?

All My Children, but that was a LONG time ago… Still, it crawls around in my mind every so often. That said, let’s not get too distracted but at least I only have games breathing down my neck. And a phone that barely works.

: Hopefully you’ll get a new one soon enough.

Indeed. But my complaints aren’t what this is about. We’re here to look at this beautiful mother.

: I-I’m sure that there are far more lovely ones out there that you could talk about. Besides, my series isn’t over.

I know, though I had thought it was. After all, the two leads did the deed!

: The… deed? They have a house together? Oh no, they might do lewd things in there!

: *Cough* How confused can she be?

It is entertaining at least. But I will have to warn you about one thing right now.

: Warn me?

Yes, if you allow me to talk about you for my blog it will make your backside gigantic.

*The mother is very flustered, turning bright red even if those cheeks are not the ones who will be expanding.*

: To think that you would say such a thing, and even have the female narrator talk about me in such a way!

*I, er-Rin sticks her head out of the booth.*

: It is alright! I am used to it. And the same thing happened to me, which made it difficult to fit my backside into this booth again.

I had to push and push, but luckily Rin’s soft cheeks allowed her to slide inside.

: I can only hope that it would be easier to escape…

I’m sure that you will be able to get out soon enough. But let us not get too distracted.

: Yes… W-wait, I still have not given permission to have you talk about me!

I suppose that is true, but please! Otherwise I would have to go out and find another girl, and I’m too lazy for that!

: Could you not just postpone the blog for next week?

That would be too late, and I already have fans that really want to see you! Besides, I’m sure that you’re curious about what I have to say.

: Zettai was even planning on talking on you but gave it up. Granted body-wise you’d be more Topaz’s girl and fit his blog better, but don’t worry as he’s not trying to seduce you.

If only Zettai was here to have you seduce him!

: It sounds like he is the type to go after married women...

More like he likes mothers because he wants to be pampered. Not that I blame him as I’m similar, even if I prefer older sisters but mothers are still great too. It’s just that Zettai tends to like them more.

: Well, it does sound like he would be disappointed if you didn’t talk about me…

That’s true, and not just because he’s looking forward to seeing your ass expand either! You certainly deserve it.

: B-but it is already hard for me to fit into clothes!

Then go out in naked apron and other bare-ass outfits, all to show off your greatest ASSet as a mother!

: How naughty… B-but I do suppose that Fujino would appreciate it… Fine then, I want to hear how appealing I can be!

I’m glad to hear that you accept being brought into the blog, even if I’m sure Zettai would rather be receiving fanservice from you. Regardless, let me say that...



: To think that you would be talking about me, even if I have agreed to it. I know that it is due to what I said, but I do not think that highly of myself.

That is understandable considering the type of show you’re in. After all, the series is a trainwreck much like far too many harems are. Actually I don’t even think it’s a harem since the two are obvious, but regardless it’s set up in a similar fashion and people only like it for mamocentric reasons. Or hate it for idiotic reasons. Both sides of that argument need to die.

: Much like traps!

Exactly! That’s another similar argument, and to think that OniMai has both a trap AND crossdressing! Every time I think that there’s a show that’s the most anti-Zettai series they dig deeper into the mound of elephant feces with their bare hands!

: Please do not use such… descriptive analogies.

I blame watching a two hour video of AVGN rants. Or as I call it, Zettai’s opinion on OniMai

: That is a lot of desecration.

It fits what he thinks of the show. But even if that is another terrible series, it’s time to look at Tsuki who is a fairly good mother.

: Thank you, as I appreciate trying and-only fairly good?

I mean you are GOING to become a lot better.

: Yes, I do try hard to help my children. I want to give them a great future even if I may not always be there for them, and like any mother I want them to be happy.

I meant more because your ass is going to grow. In fact, it looks like it is a bit bigger even now!

: I-It is?!

*Tsuki then looks behind her, her slit eyes opening in shock as her cheeks are indeed much bigger. Even bigger than her useless chest, as all asses should be. Her fat cheeks even burst out of her skirt, showing off her plump cheeks in a very sexy fashion.*

: Oh no! And my panties are wedged deep into my crack as well! P-please, do not look at my backside like this!

But it is a great view of two “moons”! It fits with your name being “Tsuki” as well, which is also moon-related.

: It does seem like there will be a FULL MOON soon enough!

: Please, do not stare too much! To think that my rear would grow to such an unbelievable size!

You certainly needed it, and not just to live up to your name either! As a mother you already outdo your girls, but that isn’t hard when Hana’s ass is so sad and pathetic that it makes you cry. At least you show off a bit.

: It is hard not to, at a size like this…

: You will get used to it, even if you are growing faster and fatter than you should by now.

I imagine that the blog knows that Zettai really likes her. Either that or they’re correcting a mistake that caused her to not be as assy.

: Is that mistake “has a horrible creator”?

Exactly! Now she is bottom heavy as any girl should be, especially mothers like her. Not that it would take much to be better than Hana, of course.

: Eh? You have met my daughter? It has been a while since I’ve heard from her, so if you know what she’s doing…

Sadly we haven’t seen her in quite some time. I’m not even sure where she could be!

: (Fortunately that would be vague enough that Tsuki won’t be suspicious of the battle with Hana…) Though at least the series is named after her daughter and not Tsuki herself.

: Does that matter?

Indeed, as the Uzaki last name seems to come from “Uzai” which means “Annoying” or “Noisy” which is quite fitting for how terrible the awful shortstack is. Fortunately, as I will say later, you are a far better character with some flaws.

: I apologize on my behalf then.

*Tsuki bows gracefully, showing off their enormous cheeks and jiggling her motherly ass as she certainly should. However, it is fortunate that the place is not as soundproof or air tight as previously expected, as she expels something… fragrant.*

BBBBTTTTHHHHHEEEEAAAARRRRTTTT

: N-NO! I cannot believe that I did that!

Maybe it seems that Tsuki DOES fit the “noisy” theme.

*She blushes even further.*

: P-please do not think of me like this! I do not want to do something like that most of the time!

I can understand, as you are merely appealing to Zettai. I just hope that he’ll enjoy this blog enough that he’ll be satisfied even if he didn’t talk about you.

: Besides, he did Yor and she’s a far superior girl for his tastes.

True as both are Hayami mothers, which is fitting as she’s his favorite VA. That said, I imagine he liked your “other voice” more.

: Please do not bring it up again, and to think that I was bending over as well… This mature body of mine is completely unlikable…

Nonsense as you have a beautiful adult body befitting a mother, and I’m not just saying that because I’m getting up there in age either!

: Hard to believe that you’ve been doing this blog for so long, even if you should have been doing something more productive.

That happens as I get easily distracted. And that topic, how about we get going on Tsuki’s blog?

: Yes… I want to hear more about what you think about me, even if it may not be the best…

Don’t worry as you’ll at least do far better than your daughter! Not that it’s much of a challenge, so let’s take a look at a mother obviously superior as all mothers should be!

*With that Topaz begins the blog properly, with Tsuki still flustered and Rin once again doing the voice over narration.*

==Head==
===Hair===
Tsuki has some pretty decent hair, much better than her daughter Hana’s short hair. It is said to be silver, but I tend to see her hair as a tan or brown color like with her daughter. It’s a pretty color if a little bland though, not really standing out too much. Tsuki also has fairly decent but basic bangs, though the sides are long and it helps to give a bit more of an outline to her face. Her hair has a lot of volume in back, providing some nice fullness to her head and neck, and she does the “anime mother hairstyle”. This means that Tsuki has a short tied ponytail over her shoulder, though it does make it difficult to tell her hair length otherwise. I think that it is about chest or maybe waist length, it is hard to tell for sure, but it’s a decent length and allows for her ass to be shown as well. While not the best, Tsuki overall does decently with a very iconic mother-like hair style that suits her quite nicely.
Grade: B

===Eyes===
It is a little hard to tell details when it comes to Tsuki’s eyes. This is because she is the type that usually have their eyes closed shut, which I do enjoy though it seems to be a lot rarer in anime it seems. Maybe I’m just not watching the right shows maybe. That said, she does have a bit of a tarame curve to her eye but when opened it does look very sultry and erotic. Her normal eyes are shaped nicely though, and it suits her nicely. Probably the only problem is that Tsuki has blue eyes, which are overused, but fortunately having her eyes shut most of the time helps that out a little. She also sadly does not wear glasses either, but I suppose that I can’t get too angry with that considering there’s so many side characters that do. Overall Tsuki does quite well, with her color holding her back but the fact that she often has her eyes closed makes her look very pretty. I also like how sexy it looks when they are open too.
Grade: B

===Face==
This series has a very simple artstyle, which I do enjoy so Tsuki does quite well when it comes to her face. She has a dot nose which I like, and is a little surprising considering she’s older but I like that kind of facial features. She’s very pretty but also mature at the same time, with some nice curves to her face. And of course unlike her daughter Hana Tsuki does not have a skinfang which is fortunate as that kind of tumor is gross. Still, while there isn’t a lot to talk about with Tsuki she still overall does quite well with her lovely facial features that I like a lot.
Grade: A-

*Tsuki looks worried, though not because of her gargantuan backside which needed two chairs to sit down.*

: Eh?! I wasn’t until you brought it up! Please do not stare at my enormous ass like that!

It is hard to look away from your gorgeous “moons” though! But I do suppose that we have other topics to talk about.

: Indeed, like her head.

Precisely! Her “third eye” may be exposed, but her two shut ones are great too!

: I assure you that what you think is “open” is shut as well!

: Believe us, we’re glad.

: I agree, and I’m in the sound room as well! I’m glad that we can’t smell your stench!

: Uuuu… Please, Topaz! I beg you! Change the subject!

Alright, as I need to continue doing you!

: Please do not put it in such a perverse way, Topaz!

Fine fine. But as mentioned Tsuki’s eyes are really pretty. I like it when girls have shut eyes like this, though it’s not as common these days because people like showing expressive eyes. That said, this sort of eye can still work well since like I said when Tsuki opens her eyes they do seem quite arousing. Granted she’s Zettai’s girl of course, but the added dominance of her open yet still narrow eyes looks good.

: E-EH? But I am not aggressive at all!

True true, but we’ll get to that later. That said, even with how nice and slender your eyes are and the nice shape when opened, they are still blue which is kinda a boring color. Far too many anime girls have blue eyes, as I’ve certainly said before.

: Is it that common?

: Believe Topaz, as he’s talked about over 900 girls. Not that he knows the intimate details that easy though.

I blame being so lazy. That said, I still enjoy doing the blog even if I have other things on my mind. At least music helps!

: I am not going to be playing any more “music”…

I would hope not, as you should save that for Zettai! Putting that aside, or should I say ASSide even if it’s a bad joke, we have more to talk about with Tsuki.

: Indeed as you need to talk more about her head.

Precisely! And to start on her hair it does look… decent.

: Only decent?

I mean it’s far better than Hana’s. In multiple ways no less! Between not having an awful hair cut nor having it short in general you already do better Tsuki. Granted you do have the “dead mom” look, but at least that doesn’t seem to affect you at all.

: D-DEAD MOM LOOK?!

*Tsuki is shocked and her eyes are bigger.*

: Don’t worry, as it’s just describing your hairstyle.

Exactly. It’s the medium-length hair that is tied slightly and kept over your shoulder. It’s named that because a lot of shounen moms with that hair style die which inspires the hero to go forward.

: Sounds like quite an unfortunate start, as mothers should be with their sons and daughters!

The first part made it sound like you were going to say something erotic…

: N-not at all!

: Sounds like something Zettai would appreciate…

Indeed! And by all means the color of your hair, while on the lighter side, isn’t too bad either. Brown and tan shades are lovely, and they go well with the realistic clothes even if the series doesn’t have much variety. That said, I blame it being more based on one family.

: It’s not like the Mahouka family, Topaz.

If only! They all have great black hair and the “mother” is also one that I considered but her big important storyline is in movie form which hasn’t been released yet! I think. Japan has different schedules so it MAY be released but it’s complicated. That said, Tsuki does have a great art style as well.

: I thank you for appreciating me so much.

But of course! After all, your face looks really pretty and simple! I mean that in a good way of course!

: A-a good way?

: Topaz likes faces without a lot of detail as well as having small features like noses. It makes him able to notice the eyes and mouth more.

True true, though sadly Tsuki doesn’t wear glasses so her eyes aren’t focused on in that way but the narrow look does make her stand out at least. I also like Tsuki’s lovely cheeks as she looks younger than she might appear, not that there’s anything wrong with that of course. I don’t like wrinkly old women after all.

: Be careful or the a certain dead Kong might haunt you!

That would be terrible. But indeed, I like how young Tsuki looks even if she’s a mother and older. I like her lovely appearance, and even if she doesn’t do too excellent she still has a very pretty design.

: Thank you for those kind words, even if they are flustering me a little.

You shouldn’t be embarrassed, as your ass also has great round cheeks. Especially now!

*The camera shows off Tsuki’s big TUSHki, her fat cheeks rippling and bouncing in a beautiful fashion.*

Such lucky double chairs, though I think we might need more seats since her ass is going to grow even more.

: EEK?! Even bigger and more gargantuan than this!

You need to balance out your terrible mamocentric service! At least you aren’t the only mother with that issue, sadly. Even slender mothers like Lusamine have that problem!

: It’s especially bad in that case, as at least in Tsuki’s case the show is flagrantly mamocentric and shoves it in people’s faces. It’s understood that it attracts feces-eating mamocentric artists, unlike with Lusamine.

Exactly. But let’s not go too far into Tsuki’s body!

: Once again please do not put it that way!

: Indeed, as remember I am still watching you.

Er, I suppose that “talk too much about Tsuki’s body” would match better. But let’s begin with more of her blog!

: I am a little anxious, but I hope that Topaz will not go too in-depth…

I shall only say what is true, and you do have some good things even if being mamocentric brings you down. Not as much as with your daughter, but-well, you’re going to have to listen to see for yourself!

*With that Topaz continues the blog, and Tsuki is very nervous about the subject matter.*

==Body==
===Build===
There are definitely some issues when it comes to Tsuki, though not as many as with her daughter. I will mention that she does have a curvy body, though a mamocentric one even without measurements. It seems like she may be 148 cm which is on the shorter side but not as bad as her daughter. It’s just that the guys in the series are mostly tall, so she looks short in comparison (and Hana is shorter than Tsuki as well). Tsuki does show her ass on occasion which is nice, and something that more mothers should do. It’s even shown in a recent manga chapter bare when she accidentally goes into the bathroom with Shinichi. Granted her ass could use a lot more curve and volume to it, but that’s the case with most anime girls sadly though Tsuki in particular could use a lot more size. That said, overall Tsuki does alright, at least taking the next issue out of consideration. She at least shows off her bare ass, though it definitely could be a lot better.
Grade: B-

===Chest===
As is expected of the series Tsuki is very busty. At least she has the excuse of being an adult and mother, while Hana is only an adult and is far too mamocentric which continues to cause problems. Tsuki is big but it isn’t focused on as much as with her daughter, fortunately. She even shows her ass occasionally as mentioned, which more mothers should, and she’s not treated as the poster girl for being a shortstack either. Overall Tsuki doesn’t do well as she is very busty, but luckily she does a little better than being entirely known for her chest (at least compared to her daughter).
Grade: D+

===Clothes===
Tsuki has quite a varied wardrobe, especially taking official art into consideration. She tends to wear casual clothes consisting of a basic shirt with long skirt, among other clothes that don’t really stand out as far as design goes for me. She does have a pretty nice black bikini in the water park episode and there are times where she’s wearing a towel (even if you shouldn’t do that in hot springs). She also wears a maid outfit, a gym uniform, and likely many more outfits in the manga as well. Official art adds naked apron (though the mamocentric kind so it loses any points she might have gotten), a cow print bikini, a bunny bikini, a magical girl outfit, a wedding bikini, a black one-piece, a cheerleader outfit, and a succubus outfit. There’s a fair amount of variety and Tsuki does look good in most outfits, but she does have the issue of being really mamocentric and she deserves better than that.
Grade: B+

*Tsuki is blushing a lot, so flustered that steam is even coming out of her body from how flustered she is. She’s also looking down, her eyes obscured by her bangs.*

: I think that you’re overheating her, Topaz! You’d better stop embarrassing her!

I can’t help it if that’s what the official details say! It’s not like I’ve gone too intimate with her either.

: T-that may be true, but to think that you would expose an old lady like myself like that.

First off you aren’t that old, though coming from me that isn’t saying much. Japan needs to learn to appreciate sexy older girls like you more too. And you need more pride in your body too!

: B-but you said I was… what was it? Memo centered?

Mamocentric, but indeed. I blame the creator being a horrible mamocentric idiot, which unfortunately happens too often. But at least Tsuki shows more than her chest, unlike her horrible daughter. As I said before, Hana’s ass is like an onion as seeing it only makes people cry. Not that we’ve actually seen it of course, other than when she was stuck in a bush, but Tsuki is far better!

: Y-you are only basing that on current looks. My backside has grown so gargantuan after all…

*Tsuki pats her massive ass, which needed a third chair to carry her enormous ass. Even with the seats though her ass is completely visible, and is even bigger than she is tall.*

Granted since sadly like her daughter Tsuki isn’t exactly tall that isn’t saying too much.

: I mean even if it is a low bar just beating it doesn’t mean “just”, as she could far surpass it.

Ah yes, putting the “ass” in surpass.

: I just hope that I will be able to move out of the room with how wide my big, soft, mature cheeks are.

*Rin sticks her head out again.*

: Do not worry! You will get used to it, as I have!

: Do you really need to narrate that you’re exiting the room?

: Yes. Otherwise this blog would not be as visually stimulating even if it is imaginative. I’m more surprised that Topaz had it all written out in a script.

Of course, as I like being prepared!

: Sometimes I wonder how much foresight you actually HAVE…

More than I probably think. But as mentioned while Tsuki is sadly very mamocentric, and is featured a lot which is unfortunate as she gets artwork with other moms and sadly infects them with mamocentric disease, she does have a pretty decent body otherwise.

: Really? I am not too old?

Certainly not! Mothers should be old, and even if you don’t look that old you still look quite mature and better than a shortstack like your daughter! Though being around tall guys does make you seem shorter sadly. But most of all we can’t forget that you’ve shown off your ass recently and bare no less!

: T-to think that you even know that much!

: True as you don’t even read the manga most times!

I’m far too lazy sadly. But I wanted to make sure that I mentioned your bare ass since Zettai would have if he had blogged you. But I’m sure that he’s doing some other great mother for this week!

: To think that you consider me a “great mother”…

Of course! And Japan agrees as you get featured a lot! Not as much as Shiho as her series is still animated, plus she has great moments in the sillier series too, but still you did get an early introduction in the anime which helped get people interested.

: Far more interested than Hana should be.

: Thank you for being so approving, even if I do not know the whereabouts of my daughter. But I am glad that you enjoy me, even if hearing you say such things is quite… lewd.

Don’t worry, as other than expanding your ass I am a proper gentleman! It does look fantastic though…

*The camera shows off Tsuki’s expanded ass, both from behind and from the sides to really show how big she has grown. She is flustered as well.*

: P-please do not show me off like that! My backside is all bare since I broke through my clothes and even my panties not long ago!

Makes sense considering how gigantic your ass is now. If only it was this big in the series, but Japan dislikes assy girls for whatever reason. Even if characters like Rikka and Nagi prove them wrong, but sadly the geologist also attracts mamocentric idiots so she deserves more ass love instead. Though that could be said for many girls, Tsuki included. But I do appreciate that she shows off her ass occasionally in official artwork.

: Thank you, even if I am mostly used as variety compared to my daughter.

True, but there’s nothing wrong with that. Plus if it causes your ass to be featured I appreciate it. It is a shame that the naked apron pic is so awful, but otherwise you have pretty good outfits even if they’re very basic casual clothes. I do appreciate a lot of the sexier outfits though!

: Goodness, to think that you’ve seen me even in the privacy of my room! What sort of invasion is this!

: Blame that more on Topaz doing research, and that the series is a perverse one!

: I do suppose that is understandable…

I am relieved to hear that you understand what I do here. Even if it is this far in the blog.

: That only means that she’s been paying attention and can understand better.

I suppose that makes sense. So are you ready to let me keep talking about you, Tsuki?

: I do suppose that the worse is already past. Go ahead, Topaz!

With pleasure!

*Topaz thus continues with Tsuki’s blog.*

==Mind==
===Personality==
Tsuki is a fairly simple character, which being fair isn’t surprising. She’s the mother of Hana, who is the main character in the series, and thus only gets side plots and such. Still, Tsuki is a very good mother and a proper wife, staying as a homemaker and helping out her three kids when they need help. While Hana is in collage, Tsuki still raises her siblings Yanagi and Kiri (with Kiri being her only son). While she might seem very easy-going Tsuki can be harsh when necessary and is a good mother to her kids. She has a very cute personality that is a little hard to describe I suppose, and she has strong genes apparently as her three kids take after her rather than their father. She also spends time watching soap operas as well. Oh, and as a surprise she’s a VERY good cook, which is always a plus when it comes to girls from Japanese since so many of them tend to be bad cooks for some reason. She’s a great Yamato Nadeshiko, if a more modern variety as she wears modern clothes and not yukatas and the like. Still, overall while there isn’t too much to say about Tsuki’s kindness or skill at being a mother she is definitely one of the more popular mothers in recent years which is nice even if she sadly has mamocentric idiots. Tsuki is also voiced by Saori Hayami who does an outstanding job at it, much like another recent mother she did meaning Yor. Other great Hayami roles include Yumeko, Ikaros, and many others that I’ve talked about in the past as well.
Grade: B+

===Libido==
Technically Tsuki is very happily married and has three children. Sadly one of them is Hana, and her other daughter isn’t too bad (her son has good taste in girls though). Tsuki’s husband is Fujino and he is a big guy, but she seems to have a taste for manly men as he’s quite muscular. She also has a habit of misinterprets Shinichi, the male lead, in sexy or silly ways due to her watching a lot of soap operas with that type of story line. She gets flustered when her body is seen, but it’s not until she realizes the problem that she is embarrassed either (likely due to how sleepy she was). Kiri’s friends also all see the appeal of a mature beauty as well, though they’re only in the manga (and one really likes her in particular as well). Still, between her happy marriage and perverse thoughts Tsuki overall does really well when it comes to her libido. If only she was a shotacom instead!
Grade: A

===Age===
Tsuki is quite a mature beauty, and I mean that in a good way. We actually know her age it seems as well, with her being 43 until she turns 44 in chapter 51. That might be a lot of numbers all at once, but she does have a really great age for my tastes. Her birthday is November 2nd as well, which is a fairly decent even if the individual date doesn’t matter too much. Overall Tsuki does really well when it comes to her age, a perfect score in all aspects!
Grade: A+

Total Grades: 76
Average score: 8.4
Final Grade: B

And with that Tsuki’s blog is finished!

: She did a lot better than I expected, Topaz.

As she should, as Tsuki is a great mother and far surpasses her daughter Hana! Not that I plan on doing Yanagi either, so this will be it for the series likely.

: Such a shame, but considering your thoughts about it I am glad to be the last one. I am also glad that you like me so much in the later areas.

But of course! Japan needs to learn to appreciate mature girls, and I mean older ones and not just ones with huge balloons. By that I mean stick figures with balloons, and not Tsuki’s gigantic “moons” obviously.

: I do believe that they are filled with air, in addition to flab…

*Tsuki then fondles her cheeks, admiring each one being so colossal and gigantic. She also releases a fart in her fondling, though fortunately Topaz and the others are not affected by her motherly stench.*

PPPPTTTHHHHWWWEEEEUUUURRRRPPPHHHH

: Goodness! To think that I would release such flatulence freely!

I know! Save it for Zettai *cough cough*

: At least we aren’t gagging thanks to the better ventilation there is in here.

Certainly! But speaking of Tsuki it is quite nice that she is mature and appreciated. I like how she ages up in the series, showing how long it’s going on for. Go her being in her forties apparently as well, even if she looks younger.

: Between mature girls like Tsuki looking younger and you always thinking middle school girls are high school ones you’re just bad at guessing ages aren’t you.

I do suppose so, but this is still a lovely mother and deserves more love! Even if I’m aging past her slowly.

: Do not worry, as that happens to everyone!

Thank you for understanding. But of course, I appreciate your age even if it isn’t in the range that I made my blog in. I probably never imagined catching up to said range though.

: You’re going to be doing this blog longer than you haven’t at some point, Topaz.

That’s still a few years off though. But I understand. And by all means even if Tsuki’s age is perfect I also appreciate her libido.

: My libido? I knew it, you are trying to do perverse things with me!

*She fondles her enormous ass, bouncing and jiggling hard as she stands up. She confronts Topaz, her beautiful “moon” on full display.*

: I should have known that something was up when you were making my ass so big and perky that I can barely carry it!

That’s just the affect of the blog, even if your ass is very sexy and lewd. That said, the confusion you have involving Shinichi’s words is funny and makes you seem like you have a perverse mind. I also appreciate that since you’re married that you would be devoted to your husband. Even if he’s a muscular man.

: If you or Zettai had more input she’d still be bathing with her shota-looking son instead!

Such naughtiness, Ririchiyo! It seems that Tsuki isn’t the only lewd one here!

: I-I just know you two too much! I’ve been hanging around you for too long!

Understandable! But I wouldn’t want it any other way. But it is true that I like shotas with older girls more than Tsuki’s current marriage. And sadly even if Kiri’s friends seem interested they aren’t that cute or handsome or anything. Granted again I haven’t seen too much of them, as I only checked some manga chapters and they don’t appear in the anime to my knowledge (at the very least they don’t have named speaking roles). Still, any guy who appreciates motherly appeal knows his stuff!

: Like Dylan, I mean Kakyouin!

Precisely, even if he didn’t return to Japan due to dying in battle. Spoilers for completely different series than Tsuki’s, I suppose. But at this point the anime is over a decade old and the manga over 30 years old. I can spoil things like that I imagine.

: Plus only that one Zettai fellow is the only one reading this as well…

True about that, which is a shame. But I am glad to be talking about you, Tsuki. You are a great character even if I didn’t go too much in detail.

: One can only hope that you said enough, but I do appreciate you liking my voice.

Of course, as more mothers should be voiced by Hayami! Good mothers, and not ones like Hahari or something as she has multiple reasons of failing.

: At least Tsuki is a good mother and wife.

But of course as she’s dedicated to helping people out and being mature and stuff. It may be sadly simple but it’s hard to pinpoint into words what kind of character Tsuki is. She’s just a really nice woman who gets a little perverse in her head sometimes, due to being in an ecchi-like slice of life series.

: I suppose, but thank you for looking at me regardless.

It was my pleasure, and not just because I got to admire your absolutely gigantic ass either!

: T-true as it has grown a lot…

*Tsuki then bounces her huge cheeks, shaking her hips and bouncing the colossal assflab which had grown so gigantic.*

: I just hope that I can leave peacefully.

Don’t worry, as I’m sure that like the other girls you’ll be able to get out the door frame. Even if I may need to push.

: That’s something you have to do yourself, Topaz. I don’t want to be hit by her wind…

Sounds like something Zettai would rather do, and I’m sure that he’ll love Tsuki’s new look as well. More girls should be this assy!

: I just hope that people enjoy my new look. If Hana were to see me, I am sure that she would be jealous and know her place.

*Tsuki’s eyes open slightly, giving her a dominant glare. Combined with her words it makes her seem more perverse than usual.*

I don’t know when she’ll be back, but all mothers should surpass their daughters. That said, I suppose that it is time to close out this week’s blog.

: Thank you for covering me once again, even if some things you said were quite embarrassing… Not to mention the size of my backside now as well…

It looks far superior, especially compared to Hana’s lack of ass! But I suppose we need to go back to looking into a new narrator.

: So you will not be needing me again?

Not yet, but who knows how the month will end up. That said, we’ll be looking at a lovely chuunibyou next time, and a leader of her group!

: Sounds like she’s arriving right on CUE!

Precisely!

*With that Topaz ends this motherly blog, with a goth lolita VA coming up next time.*